August 2011
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5th Song: "Introducing Mi-kko"
Description: A song that introduces yours truly. And yes, this song is based on the song “Introducing Me” by Nick Jonas. Lyrics:
1st Stanza:
I’m good at wasting time
I think make-up is a crime
And you’re not askin’
But I want to shave my moustache
I want peas, but on “Caldereta” please
And sometimes on those sizzling stakes and grilled beef
That...
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Ugly the Cat
Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat. Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating garbage, and, shall we say, love.
The combination of these things combined with a life spent outside had their effect on Ugly. To start with, he had only one eye and where the other should have been was a hole. He was also missing his ear on the...
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SpongeBob Squarepants Subversive Quotes on Life
“No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this!”
1. Non-Conformity is Essential
Behind those black pouty eyes is a mind of a non-conformist to the core. He doesn’t allow the pressures of Squidword, his pet snail Gary, or the evil Plankton to change him. He will always be the same friendly guy who believes the world is made of flowers, fluffy bunnies and rainbows.
He is who he is.
“I’m ugly...
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A Dog's Purpose
Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog’s owners, Ron, his wife Lisa, and their little boy Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle.
I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn’t do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old...
